Liquid Paper

April 22, 2004

Can only Jesus write on liquid paper? If he can walk on it then he can write on it in any form.
I have a feeling that liquid paper is not made from paper at all. I will call 1-800-884-4443 and ask the person on the other end if there is any paper in the liquid paper. If he/she says no then I will launch a class action lawsuit based on "truth in advertising". Anyone with me?
It also says on the bottle that the stuff "corrects anything". Lies. "Spellcheck" works better. You can spread this stuff all over the words on the page and whatever is spelled incorrectly . . .remains incorrect. Liquid Paper can actually make things worse. Mmmm . . . hmmmmm . . .It sure smells gud thoug . . .

This inane Steven Wright impersonation is brought to you by me restricting my time on the net so as to get something done today.