Just read the one from

August 06, 2002

Just read the one from yesterday. I swear I'm not a pothead. Speaking of potheads . . . the show at the Little River Rockfest in Minnedosa Manitoba was fun. The crowd was "classic". What's a four day "classic" event like that without dust, sunburn, boozy hooting, dope huffing, motorcycles, and hooter flashing. One woman in the front row felt that her breasts were very important to us. Perhaps she was hard of hearing as a result of too many rockfests. A friend may have suggested she get them examined regularly by a physician and instead she heard "musician". I have no advice for her except to say that not wearing earplugs at these events isn't going to help. Some park ranger is going to get quite a show when she thinks she hears, "get an examination by a fine ecologist". I can at least tell her that when she reaches up to pull her bikini top to the side she spills some of her beer. This is bad form. She should at least put one of the beers down in order to free up a hand more readily. When she gets the hearing aid she's going to save on booze too. She won't feel the need to get all whipped up before she goes to see the doctor because there won't be the intimidation of potential public humiliation in front of thousands of people. The doctor will probably say, "your breasts are fine but I think you need to consider a good sunscreen."

Not much coming up on the live front now. August 30th at Steamers in Victoria. I'll be solo.