Game show life summaries. The

December 30, 2002

Game show life summaries. The game show host asks the contestant to say a little bit about their lives. They choose something that the audience might find interesting. Never more than a couple of sentences. This is meant to encapsulate all that this person is about. I would definitely have to say, “Yes Alex I’m a cannibal from a small town in Canada that prides itself on recycling and making the most of the generations that have gone before us. I like to collect old raffle tickets and levitate. My penis is actually one of my legs and one of my legs has been removed because I got hungry. I like my shoes to have soft insoles and I walk like I make love”.
Why would you miss your chance?